I DJed for drinks last night at Montego's. I ended up working with an actual porn star (hey, not bad for a Monday night - thanks, Mason):

http://www.janineriggs.com

Janine has been in several films, most notably as "Veronica" in one of the MILF Hunter Featurettes.

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You know how Lucy always holds the football for Charlie Brown and when he goes to kick it she pulls it away and he ends up on the ground? Every time, the same thing. That's like me and Safeway's Chinese food. Every time I eat it, I get sick and announce that I'm never eating it again. Then... like that asshole Charlie Brown... I get a hold of some discount Safeway Chi-Chow that'd been sitting on the warmer and my gut is hating me right now.

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Check out what Micah (SF) got posted:
Urban Dictionary: P-Town Plunge

The state of my iTunes:
24141 songs - 68.5 days of music

...and counting.

Gooch: sorry for the lack of updates.