Que Pasa?

Kendra of Hotboxed affiliation tells me that the band has a show on Saturday with Dij, Dislogic, and Mormon Assault Vehicle. It's at the Paris. "Mormon Assault Vehicle" is perhaps the coolest band name ever. See this month's column for more Mormon discussion.

I'm going to try to get to the Paris on Saturday because I dig Hotboxed (see their review in the CD reviews section) but I will, with 100% certainty, be at Mt. Tabor on Friday to see DFiVE9 and Head of Lies. With the amount of Jagermeister I'm going to drink at the show, you could almost say that the show is sponsored by www.markkroeker.com. HAHAHAHA. Jagermeister is a proud sponsor of DFiVE9.

Nic of DFiVE9 - MORE DFiVE9 PICS HERE

HOLY SHIT! I just realized that my menu doesn't have a link to the PICTURES page. I SUCK. I'll fix that soon.

I was going to shut down this website when I saw that I only got FOUR fucking hits on Tuesday. Then I realized, today is Tuesday and it's 8am. My bad. I need hits. I need hits like Marion Berry needs hits. Like Darryl Strawberry needs hits. Like Tina Turner recorded hits. Like Tina Turner received hits from Ike. Like Ike hit the bottle. Like...

Have to go to work.

The "IT" invention is beginning the process of removing its veil of secrecy.
Click HERE for the patent application.

Click HERE for a photo of "IT"

Click HERE for a Yahoo news story on "IT".

Also, in a drunken blur, I bought the domain name: markkroeker.com. I can feel the baton cracking my skull already.

I just heard Britney Spears in an interview say that Rolling Stone "enhanced" her breasts on their latest cover. Actually, Britney, your parents enhanced your breasts when you were 17. If computers were that powerful, I'd spend more time on Photoshop then on internet porn.
< I'm not that literate.

I hurt my back a couple of days ago and now I'm bedridden. Some genius needs to invent a ceiling mounted television. I'm sure the liability on such an appliance would be pretty extreme, but I really could use it right now. Anyone have any duct tape?

Days off of work are wasted on the sick and injured.

Anyone have any ideas about what I should do with Fortyouncer.com? Let me know.

Also, I did an email link on one of my logs that went to "iamfuckingnuts@goochonline.com" and I've gotten three of the same virus sent to me from three different people. One of the senders was Giba Gallucci. Same last name, but no relation. Fucking weird.

Sorry for the lack of updates. Been busy. Ben Gay. Ben Gay on my back. It hurts.

Email your love to me: gooch@goochonline.com

Click HERE for a cool Amazon.com list that I did a while back. I forgot that I did it. - g.

NEW COLUMN!

(and it's not one of those columns where I waited until the last minute and quickly compiled my logs for the month into a barely comprehensible body of writing. No... this time I waited until way past deadline and sat down to write an original barely comprehensible body of writing.)
Click on the "Columns" link in the menu above.

Shit. I suppose I could have mentioned that I was in Idaho over the Thanksgiving weekend. If you tried to get a hold of me and I didn't respond, that's my excuse. Hope everyone got home safely from wherever they went for T-Day. New column is in progress (only five days past deadline). -G