Monday, July 23, 2007
Respect my obscurity!
BBC: Singer Billy Joel in car accident (4/26/2004)
There was some confusion regarding my Billy Joel reference. The above link should clear it up.
goochout.
BBC: Singer Billy Joel in car accident (4/26/2004)
There was some confusion regarding my Billy Joel reference. The above link should clear it up.
goochout.
Sunday, July 22, 2007
Nursed a hangover today while I worked on writing wedding vows for a wedding I'm going to perform this weekend. It's awesome that someone that was so recently jaded on relationships is gearing up to help two people join in marriage, the ultimate relationship. It's like hiring Billy Joel to be a school bus driver.
It's an honor to be asked to perform this wedding as it is for my girlfriend's Mom and Fiancee. I'm going to be in the wedding photos. This is an enormous leap of faith for my GF because there's always the chance that in twenty years the Minister that performed her Mom's wedding will be the forgotten asshole that she used to date.
She's staying at her Mom's for the next couple of days helping set up for the wedding. I'm chilling at the condo without adult supervision. I watched Entourage tonight and I caught a TOTALLY intentional upskirt beav-shot at the opening of the scene at the Finish Line shoe store. High definition TV kicks ass.
I'm gonna get some Z's. Is it weird that I have a laptop computer designated for the nightstand? Is it weird that I use it for something besides porn?
goochout
It's an honor to be asked to perform this wedding as it is for my girlfriend's Mom and Fiancee. I'm going to be in the wedding photos. This is an enormous leap of faith for my GF because there's always the chance that in twenty years the Minister that performed her Mom's wedding will be the forgotten asshole that she used to date.
She's staying at her Mom's for the next couple of days helping set up for the wedding. I'm chilling at the condo without adult supervision. I watched Entourage tonight and I caught a TOTALLY intentional upskirt beav-shot at the opening of the scene at the Finish Line shoe store. High definition TV kicks ass.
I'm gonna get some Z's. Is it weird that I have a laptop computer designated for the nightstand? Is it weird that I use it for something besides porn?
goochout
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Since I'm always joking that my friend Ben looks like Jeb Bush, I figured I'd post a picture emailed to me by my friend Marty. He thinks I should sue this guy for ripping off my trademarked look of short hair, toothy white grin, and fake tan:
Nikki (and other friends. And complete strangers, actually) say that I look like Tim Curry:
Others think that I look like this guy:
And by others, I mean me.
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