Gregster and I were talking about phone pranks when I remembered this gem:
Taking Over The Fred Meyer Phone System.
Fun stuff.
goochout
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Almost quitting time...
I was looking for this clip when I found the previous Kyra Phillips clip. This one, which you may have already seen, has her calling a guest a C-Bomb. Check it out:
Totally reminds me of a scene in South Park where Jimmy tries to tell Wendy that she's "a continuing source of inspiration" to Stan, but keeps repeating "a cont... a cont... a cont..."
I quote South Park the way some people quote the bible. I'm a big bundle of maturity.
Here's a Letterman Top Ten with regards to the bathroom incident:
gooch:out
Lunch Time...
I'm totally grubbing on overpriced downtown cuisine right now. I'm eating a "poor boy" sandwich ironically priced at $6. Add chips and a soda and I've spent 5 times what I spent on cooking dinner for myself last night.
Purchased 12 bottles of wine for the wine fridge last night. Also vacuumed the top layer of soil off of the carpet. Needs another couple of runs to go for sure. My carpet is like an archaeological expedition into the partying of the last five years. Each stain, spot, and inexplicable discoloration has a story behind it.
I've got a podcast brewing in my gut. Need to get it out there; maybe after soccer tonight.
Hi Theresa! I'm doing fine. Love you!
Here's something funny: CNN's Kyra Phillips leaves her microphone on during a Bush speech.
Purchased 12 bottles of wine for the wine fridge last night. Also vacuumed the top layer of soil off of the carpet. Needs another couple of runs to go for sure. My carpet is like an archaeological expedition into the partying of the last five years. Each stain, spot, and inexplicable discoloration has a story behind it.
I've got a podcast brewing in my gut. Need to get it out there; maybe after soccer tonight.
Hi Theresa! I'm doing fine. Love you!
Here's something funny: CNN's Kyra Phillips leaves her microphone on during a Bush speech.
Morning Wood...
Porn Star Lisa Ann as "Serra Paylin" from Hustlers upcoming epic: "Nailin' Paylin"
What an uncanny likeness.
Link to an excerpt from the script HERE
What an uncanny likeness.
Link to an excerpt from the script HERE
Back to work.
goochout.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Back to the grill...
I'm shirking all work obligations in an effort to get domesticated tonight. Primarily because a friend of mine almost cried when she saw my house when she came over to take care of the cat three days ago.
So I'll take care of the house, put something besides condiments in the fridge, put some wine in my empty wine fridge.
A girl I've been dating may stumble on this site soon. She's smart, she can Google, she can spell my last name. I've asked her not to visit the site. I feel the temptation is overwhelming and she'll ultimately ignore my wishes. If this site cockblocks me I swear to God I'm pulling the plug.
Of course, people can't help but love me with my five year old epic: The Breakup Column. It's a timeless piece that holds up after two additional failed relationships. Girls that I date either love it or find me a little jaded and undesirable after reading it.
Others think I should write something new and not hold on to a piece of unpublished writing that's half a decade old. And by "others," I mean me.
So I'll take care of the house, put something besides condiments in the fridge, put some wine in my empty wine fridge.
A girl I've been dating may stumble on this site soon. She's smart, she can Google, she can spell my last name. I've asked her not to visit the site. I feel the temptation is overwhelming and she'll ultimately ignore my wishes. If this site cockblocks me I swear to God I'm pulling the plug.
Of course, people can't help but love me with my five year old epic: The Breakup Column. It's a timeless piece that holds up after two additional failed relationships. Girls that I date either love it or find me a little jaded and undesirable after reading it.
Others think I should write something new and not hold on to a piece of unpublished writing that's half a decade old. And by "others," I mean me.
Some people play "hard to get." I play "hard to want." - Andrew Dice Clay. I think.
I am Gooch, hear me bore.
out.
Morning Wood...
Nigella Lawson.
I guess she cooks stuff(?) - She bakes, has a huge rack and is sponsored by Sara Lee. Put a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hand and a universal remote in the other, and you have the perfect wife.
Good:Morning
Gooch:Out