I'm really at a loss for words right now. Check back. Check the archives in the columns section if you're really hard up for reading material.. The new Jam Magazine is out in newstands everyw... somewhere.. Also, the NETWITS website is updated (NetWits is an internet writing group to which I belong).

If THIS ASSHOLE gets anything from the US besides a severe beating and ultimately, CNN-televised execution, I'm taking a hostage. Read the story. Brainwashed? Frail and not a fighter? They're all frail over there. They eat rats for chrissakes. You have to catch a lot of rats to look not-frail. John Walker is the Goochonline.com "Asshole of the Month."

Hey, asshole. Looks like it's time to throw in the towel.

Anyone have a Pentium I or II that they're about to throw out? Email me please.

Check out my spelling of 'probably' on that last log.

If you like this site, tell your friends. If you don't like it, then f**k yourself.

So I saw Men of Honor last night. If you watch any television aimed at 16 to 34 year-olds (my standard viewing fare) you’ll know that the US Navy ran television ads interspersed with scenes from Men of Honor. The tagline/slogan of the commercials was “When was the last time someone made a movie about your job?”

I did see a porno once where a newspaper columnist banged three chicks at the same time. Regarding Men of Honor, however, the movie wasn’t about the Navy so much as it was about an African-American’s struggle with bigotry and bureaucracy during his career as a deep sea diver. Not a flattering portrayal of the Navy by any standards.

Great marketing concept. If the same advertising team worked for the police, they propbably would’ve used Copland or Bad Lieutenant.

Star Wars fans: GET OUT YOUR VISA!

As the goochonline.com infrastructure expands, I'm beginning the migration of my websites to one central server - mine. Do not be alarmed or call area hospitals in the event of this site going out of service for an hour or so in the near future.

I'm coming up on 7000 hits. Some sites get that in a day. Others get that in an hour.

In 'true confession' form, I must say that as a result of my bout of insomnia during the early morning hours of this last Thursday, I missed the DFiVE9 show last night. At 7pm last evening, after I finished routing the ethernet wire throughout my apartment, I sat down for a second. BIG MISTAKE ON THREE HOURS SLEEP. When I woke up, it was 3am, ironically 24 hours after my most recent bout of insomnia. Bummer.

The cable/satellite channel E! is doing one of their documentary styled "E! True Hollywood Story" shows about Paula Poundstone. An hour long show about Paula Poundstone? I could sum her life up in ten seconds: I'm lesbian, I'm nobody; I'm lesbian, I'm (sort of) famous; I'm lesbian, I'm a goddamned child molestor. [props to Denis Leary].

What happened to E!? "True Hollywood Story" was good until they started using "re-enactments" instead of actual photos. Another issue with E!: Jules Anser looks really good and can read a cue card, but who said she could interview people with any talent? Real tough questions like (to Julia Roberts) "Do you think you'll ever have children?" and (to George Clooney) "Do you think you'll ever get married?" Real tough, revealing questions. Those are the questions that E! is using in the promos. I won't get into the possible deals that E! has with the publicity team for the Oceans 11 movie but I can guarantee you that "Revealed with Jules Asner" is not worth watching. At least with the volume turned up.

I'm coming up on 7000 hits. Some sites get that in a day. Others get that in an hour.

In 'true confession' form, I must say that as a result of my bout of insomnia during the early morning hours of this last Thursday, I missed the DFiVE9 show last night. At 7pm last evening, after I finished routing the ethernet wire throughout my apartment, I sat down for a second.