I was doing a Google search for "sodomy" and "rottweiler" and found this news story:

N.J. Man Accused Of Sodomizing Neighbor's Female Rottweiler

I forgot to take a hiatus this year, which I'll start now. I'll jot notes and post something next Thursday, December 13 - sooner if something develops worth writing. Otherwise, I'm going to work on this "non-drinking" thing a doctor told me to do "If I could," as he put it. Fucking great... my reputation precedes me everywhere I go. Apparently, the girl passed out in the car had her feelings hurt that I posted that picture. My apologies to her. And I seldom apologize on this site. I mean its not like I drew on her and took pictures, I just posted a picture and an anecdote in real time.

Happy New Year. I guess.

GOOCH: painfully sober.

The Domino Effect - contains a poem about a night of drinking with me last Tuesday in his 12/29/04 posting. Sweet.

CNN.com - Naughty kids' Christmas gifts sold on eBay - Dec 27, 2004

I should be fucking working right now but I'm sort of hungover and my friend isn't so spry after a night of drinking and karaoke. Add this to my collection of hungover girls at my house... at least this one made it inside. GOOCH:well hung over.

GIRLFRIEND PASSED OUT

New York Daily News - Daily Dish & Gossip - Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: We'll never have Paris again

Good take on La Skanque. I'm not a fan; her best work so far has been an amateur sex video. That's hot... indeed. Otherwise, you take away the money and she's merely a slut for which my home of East County is known for its abundance. Word. Fuck'n A. gooch:OUT

I'm switching to the Fatkins diet. My excersize program was designed by Charles Fatlas.

Check this out: Click HERE for fake boob test.

Getting through the holiday season okay. Not committing to so many parties/events this year. Reconciliation with the ex is working out okay after all.

Shopping this Christmas has been fun. I waited until Wednesday night to do ANY Christmas shopping. The girl formerly known as "ex" and I went on a spree that covered three stores and five hours. Gift wrapping that night went until 2:30am. 'Tis the season to be sleepy.

Meanwhile, the parking lots are full and I never realized how many white SUVs there are in Gresham until I've looked for my car in a crowded parking lot.

I'm gonna get my responsible drink on tonight.

Merry Christmas, schmucks.

GOOCH:jolly indeed.