Friday, January 14, 2005

Self employment is sort of a drag. Without having a structure imposed on you by a third party (namely a boss of some sort) your loved ones assume that any work that you do is an assault on your time with them. "Yes, dear... theoretically I could finish that project between four and five tomorrow morning and that way we can have lunch together today..." Every guy I know who can identify himself as his own boss has had a significant other who felt that his going in to work was not simply to get things done, but a way to avoid spending time with her. On the other hand, Every guy (including myself) that I know who sets his own schedule has used work to avoid doing things as well, giving validity to the women's fears. My advice: don't date self employed men. We're self made not because of hard work and determiniation; but because we don't like other people giving us shit. That includes you. Ease up.

Relationship Advice for Men: Watching porn with your girlfriend can be cool. As long as you're both comfortable watching it, porn can be a way to excite things in the bedroom (or kitchen, van, wherever). The one tip I can give men who decide to watch porn with their girlfriend(s) is to act like you've never seen the porn before. Don't identify the actresses by name. Don't say things like "this is my favorite part" or "see why they call him the decorator. If it's a new experience for her, make her think it's one for you too.



OH, SO THAT'S THE JENNA JAMESON I KEEP HEARING ABOUT. SHE'S ALRIGHT, I GUESS.


Friday, January 07, 2005

Thursday, January 06, 2005

I forgot to take a hiatus this year, which I'll start now. I'll jot notes and post something next Thursday, December 13 - sooner if something develops worth writing. Otherwise, I'm going to work on this "non-drinking" thing a doctor told me to do "If I could," as he put it. Fucking great... my reputation precedes me everywhere I go. Apparently, the girl passed out in the car had her feelings hurt that I posted that picture. My apologies to her. And I seldom apologize on this site. I mean its not like I drew on her and took pictures, I just posted a picture and an anecdote in real time.

Happy New Year. I guess.

GOOCH: painfully sober.

Thursday, December 30, 2004

The Domino Effect - contains a poem about a night of drinking with me last Tuesday in his 12/29/04 posting. Sweet.

Monday, December 27, 2004

CNN.com - Naughty kids' Christmas gifts sold on eBay - Dec 27, 2004
I should be fucking working right now but I'm sort of hungover and my friend isn't so spry after a night of drinking and karaoke. Add this to my collection of hungover girls at my house... at least this one made it inside. GOOCH:well hung over.


GIRLFRIEND PASSED OUT


Saturday, December 25, 2004

New York Daily News - Daily Dish & Gossip - Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: We'll never have Paris again

Good take on La Skanque. I'm not a fan; her best work so far has been an amateur sex video. That's hot... indeed. Otherwise, you take away the money and she's merely a slut for which my home of East County is known for its abundance. Word. Fuck'n A. gooch:OUT