Bounty hunter Duane ‘Dog’ Chapman arrested

Charges involve an alleged kidnapping three years ago

The US Marshals got him, yet the Fashion Police and vigilante barbers have been chasing him and his wife for years.

Props to Dino for the tip.
goochout.

Social Drinking Boosts Income
"Social drinkers are out networking, building relationships, and adding contacts to their BlackBerries that result in bigger paychecks."

Fuck yeah.

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I wish my name was "Point Oh Eight" so everyone would blow me.

First blog from my Blackberry.

Goochout.

But have you seen the pictures? Click on the "PICS" link in the often missed menu above to see some cool stuff. There's pertinent stuff like photo memories from 9/13/01, and fun stuff like pictures of me with porn stars.

People have asked me why I put the "Black Eyed Gooch" picture above my last post. The truth is, I have no fucking Idea. Maybe the pic above would have been better.

Interesting week. Have yet to let booze touch my lips. The bet was whoever drank first... so I'm devising a way to actually mainline Stoli into my arm.

Saw some MusicFest this weekend. Finished a big job Saturday. I spent a shitpot full on car repairs and prescription eyewear this last week. So... I work. A lot. It's good. Keeps me out of trouble, get to meet new and interesting people, and bill them.

This Saturday hoping to have a workout, tan, hair, massage day. Haven't had a full day off in a while. It'll be good. Kind of gay now that I see it in print.

Wow, this post is really boring and it sucks. I can't sleep. Haven't taken my meds either during the last few days, so I'm completely without chemical alteration.

I'm going to go back to bed and relinquish this bandwidth to someone who really needs it.

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Paris Hilton gets a DUII? Didn't see that coming. I've mentioned this before, but Paris Hilton's Mother hosts a show called "I Want to be a Hilton." In the show, Kathy Hilton teaches white trash how to be classy. She's an authority on being classy because... she married a rich guy and spawned the biggest slut on the planet? Paris Hilton claims that she has only slept with two men. What... at a time? So, to the Hilton Matriarch... perhaps you should spend less time teaching Okeys how to stick their pinky out when drinking tea and more time keeping Grey Goose and on-camera cock out of your daughter's mouth.

A friend of mine and I made a bet to see who could go the longest without drinking. If I drink first, I have to take her to dinner. If she drinks first, she has to make out with me. A good choice on my part because, well, she'd probably have to be drinking to make out with me anyways.

So I sat at a bar tonight and bought sat with two hot chicks and bought them beers while I drank... soda. Diet Coke tastes really fucking funny without Jack Daniels.

The best thing I ever wrote (I think) to date: Click HERE

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"Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin Killed by Stingray

Crikey... indeed.

Somewhere right now Paul "Crocodile Dundee" Hogan is waking up in a Subaru Outback somewhere with a bunch of empty Fosters cans on the floorboards.

G'Day?

Not so much.

I've been reading about this incident and from what I can ascertain, there's footage of the killing on camera. We'll have to wait until it's leaked on LimeWire before we can see it.

Fucked up.