GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

I seldom ever, ever talk about my real dating life (usually just bullshit about Ali Landry stalking me or some shit like that) but I actually took a girl out recently and upon returning to my house, I realized that I'd locked my house keys in the house. This resulted in me having to climb onto my patio and through my open window (this situation would not have boded well, should it have happened during the winter). A minor setback that could have been a lot worse. However, I thought I'd throw a little embarrassing tidbit about me out there because as the saying goes: Laugh and the world laughs at you.

I wasn't sure how the date went until she text messaged me after leaving, asking if I wanted to go out the next weekend. Text messaged me?

This is the first summer I've been single in six (6) years. I've never dated in the world of email, text messaging, websites, and other ecrap. I'm still trying to assimilate my love for technology with my apathy for dating. So far, my casual sex and porn have come from the same source: my bitchin' computer.

It's a strange world my friends. It's best when viewed through the eyes of a child. Maybe that's why I haven't dated anyone over 23 recently.

I gotta go... my future wife is being born right now.