GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

If you're having sex and your phone rings, when do you check to see who has called. During a one-night-stand I actually looked at the caller ID during coitus because I was waiting for a call. If it's someone you have true feelings for like a girlfriend, wife, or that trainer from the gym... what's the etiquette for reaching over and checking who called?

I'm barbecuing every goddamned meal I've eaten the last couple of days. Peep this monster on my patio:



I should just stay home tonight. I'll probably go out. I crave attention from random people in an effort for validation.

GOOCH:pathetic.