GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

My good friend received a letter from his out-of-town girlfriend which served as an official notice of breakup. I've broken up with the same girl twice now. My ex-ex girlfriend and I acknowledge the anniversary of our breakup each year. One of my best friends is a girl I dated 10 years ago. Relationships are like old people, goldfish, and 27-year-old junkie rock stars: they die. The modern attention span can't fathom waiting 15 minutes for a meal or only driving 70mph to get to work. It certainly cannot deal with 'til death do us part.


MY PARENTS; CIRCA 1972