Showing posts with label I can't jerk off to Cinemax. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I can't jerk off to Cinemax. Show all posts
Saturday, December 04, 2010
Wedding Stuff
Pics/Blog from the last wedding I did. I'm referred to as 'Goochie' in the blog. Its something that Nikki calls me. Not something that you call me. Click HERE
"The Bridal Ultimatum" on the marquee was my idea. I can co opt anything in pop culture and use it for some other purpose. It's a gift. It's called being creative[asterisk]. Really though: fantastic pictures, photographer is very talented.
I would write more, but I hate typing on the netbook. I should podcast again. However, sobriety has caused me to realize that most of my published thoughts that are what you people call "private" and unwilling to broadcast. or podcast. whatever. Suddenly, my masturbatory habits have become uncomfortable to discuss? Jesus, I used to be interesting. I could start writing about how cute it is that my cat, Missy, is playing with a stuffed soccer ball I impulse purchased from IKEA. But that would be boring and make even more people question my sexuality.
goochie:out
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
allow me to bitch
I have a pinched nerve in my neck. It is debilitating painful. I'm a dick at work because of the pain and I just spend $50 on a chiropractic appt. Then go home, eat soup, and wash tylenol 3s down with some cheap red wine. I want to work out again. I want to have the sex that I wasn't having before this thing fucked up my life. I'm in my chiropractically correct recliner positioned in front of my plasma TV.I look like a cross between Clockwork Orange and the Memorex guy. If you don't get those references, it's not my problem. All communication in and out has been through the Palm Pre.
the last round of T3s and merlot is kicking in. Gonna fade. I see the light. The light. It looks like a South Park rerun. Good night again.
goochout.
the last round of T3s and merlot is kicking in. Gonna fade. I see the light. The light. It looks like a South Park rerun. Good night again.
goochout.
