Met a girl online who likes "computers and gadgets" and works in the computer industry. She's a systems analyst and as long as I've been in the technology field, I've never fully understood what a "systems analyst" was. I think I know now:
Customer: Can you please analyze my system?
Systems analyst: It's fucked.
Customer: Thank you, my secretary will write you a check.
Of course, my website and/or moonlighting job will screw up any chance I have with a girl that doesn't pay her rent in one-dollar-bills.
My hips don't lie: goochout
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