Tip Your Newspaper Delivery Guy

Not that I'm a big fan of giving people extra money to do their jobs, but I appended a 25% tip for my newspaper delivery service (not a small amount when you consider I was paying current and past due bills) and suddenly, my newspaper that once seldom made it inside a 30 foot perimeter of my house started appearing underneath my door. Underneath my door surrounded by rose petals.

Okay, I was kidding about the rose petals.

^ John "Gooch" Gallucci (as The Genie): The Voice of Xanax Popping Underacheivers Since 1991.
No, really, I've used that stupid line on and off for four years. Finally, it pays off.


^ Noelle Bush (as herself): A Xanax Popping Underacheiver.

I swear to God that the following banner was on the USA Today page that contained the Noelle Bush article. Talk about targeting your audience.

Read the story in USA Today HERE.

It's so hard to find a good Lay these days.

Here's the most chilling Flash animation I've ever seen (9/11 related) - Click HERE and then click on the arrows.

Laptop+wireless LAN card+wireless Lan gateway+broadband = pure sedentary satisfaction. I'm completely cord free, accessing the internet.

My home network infrastructure will achieve greatness once my web/mail server is set up. Thanks to Greg Moore for his help in setting the server magic up. Just say no to Qwest, go with Aracnet for your ISP.



I'm going to start taking MCSA classes next week.

"Gooch," you ask, "What does 'MCSA' stand for?"

Musta' Cost Someone Alot