It's 2004. Every year I'm sitting in a bar at 12:02am January 1st and saying "I don't feel any different." I don't know what I expect each year, but it does just seem like another day. So, to mark the occassion for you saps, I'm on the reminiscing tip with some links to the recent past of this website.
FAKE OREGONIAN PAGE THAT FOOLED MY ENTIRE FAMILY INTO THINKING I DIED.
VERSION 5.0 (I THINK) HOME PAGE.
Happy New Year, suckers.
The bigger the headache, the bigger the pillin' - Ice Cube
My briefcase, which looks remarkably like a laptop computer bag, was stolen out of my car Friday night. My window got replaced today. I did get the rare opportunity to watch a video replay of the event which revealed nothing except unidentifiable figures robbing me in time-lapsed photography. I'm gonna get a copy of the security video and put it up on Goochradio soon.
I shaved the goatee before the holiday festivities. People like it, girlfriend likes it, I feel somewhat naked without it. Goatees cover blemishes and double chins. They make you look older and more intimidating. GQ is now telling men to shave them off, but Jesus, look what it has to offer. I was clean shaven last around 25 pounds (heavier) ago. I looked like I was wearing a neck brace. Christmas is over. Why did Jesus have to be born so close between Thanksgiving and New Years'? I'm really partied and shopped out at this point. I'll bet you Jesus got a lot of those combination Christmas/Birthday gifts growing up. It's 3pm. Nap time.
GOOCH: Sedated
