Jack Daniels made me look handsome, confident. Sobriety makes me look strung out. I'm not a role model. Day 8.

Work at home day:
9am wake up - 9:30 get out of bed - 9:35 start on one of five computer systems I need to complete today. Disregard any order in which they are due; merely grab the first tower in the hallway and go to work. - 12pm cancel lunch with one ex girlfriend and have lunch with another ex girlfriend. - 1pm back to work - 2pm NAP - 3pm continue working - 5pm workout then tan - 6pm on... who cares.

THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE
My ex signed Gregster's guestbook. The posting he got was much nicer than I got; though he and his friends didn't call her nasty names.

Hollywood Is Calling
Oh... this is bad. I don't recognize any of these, except for Apollo from Battlestar Galactica and Tommy Habeeb.

The Seattle Times: Local News: Trespassing charged in horse-sex case

I want to crash the guy's funeral and get up in front of all his family and friends and say my most loathed eulogy statement ever: He died doing what he loved.

I'd have to get out of the funeral as soon as possible... but sweet!

Breaking Gooch II

If I can figure out a way to discuss my current situation without sounding self pitying and actually give a cautionary tale without being self serving in any way, I will. Otherwise, fuck off. No alcohol or caffeine... the staples of my diet for the past two months... sober and uncaffeinated for six days. I'm tired all of the time and withdrawals have made me unbearable; to myself and everyone else. Rough week, but I feel great. I don't look it, but I feel it.

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GOOCH:BROKEN

Reason #327 why I'm happy being self employed:Worker Stabbed in Microwave Dispute.