Watched Airport 1975 and Boston Strangler on American Movie Classics this weekend. Both starred George Kennedy, the greatest action actor of all fucking time.
I like the term "lactose intolerant" almost as much as "carbohydrate addict." Like if a restaurant owner is lactose intolerant, he might make milk deliveries come through a separate door. lactose segregation would require milk to be stored in less desirable coolers. People who are lactose intolerant might burn crosses in the parking lots of dairies. This is how my brain works. I'm Gooch, and I'm a fucking idiot.
I need my glasses this morning. I can't see the screen on which I'm typing this. I hope there are no typos, as my tapping on this keyboard is merely making the gray haze on the white screen get larger the longer I type.
GOOCH:blind
