Friday, January 14, 2005

Self employment is sort of a drag. Without having a structure imposed on you by a third party (namely a boss of some sort) your loved ones assume that any work that you do is an assault on your time with them. "Yes, dear... theoretically I could finish that project between four and five tomorrow morning and that way we can have lunch together today..." Every guy I know who can identify himself as his own boss has had a significant other who felt that his going in to work was not simply to get things done, but a way to avoid spending time with her. On the other hand, Every guy (including myself) that I know who sets his own schedule has used work to avoid doing things as well, giving validity to the women's fears. My advice: don't date self employed men. We're self made not because of hard work and determiniation; but because we don't like other people giving us shit. That includes you. Ease up.

Relationship Advice for Men: Watching porn with your girlfriend can be cool. As long as you're both comfortable watching it, porn can be a way to excite things in the bedroom (or kitchen, van, wherever). The one tip I can give men who decide to watch porn with their girlfriend(s) is to act like you've never seen the porn before. Don't identify the actresses by name. Don't say things like "this is my favorite part" or "see why they call him the decorator. If it's a new experience for her, make her think it's one for you too.



OH, SO THAT'S THE JENNA JAMESON I KEEP HEARING ABOUT. SHE'S ALRIGHT, I GUESS.