Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Super-Bore Me Pt. 3

I don't have time for an update, but here I am. Typing away. I was going to post a picture of a hot chick, but I've decided to debut my new eyeglasses. I'm happy I can see and drive safely at night and look nerdy doing it. Seriously: I look like "sexy librarian look" gone wrong.
 
Here's an actual excerpt of an email I sent this morning:
 
I apologize for not responding to this email [sent at 7:46am this morning] in a timely fashion. Thanks for the followup phone call seven minutes after you sent it.
 
Dr. Laura off the air? Her detractors don't want to actually listen to what she said and she has every right to say what she wants to say but should have known that the n word is one that yes, black people are able to say in any context and white people are not able to say in any context. It's just the way it is. These special interest race groups just clamor for any incident high profile enough to associate themselves to. She made the tired argument that blacks are able to say that word and whites can't. And so advertisers pulled out of her show. She didn't call anyone the n word. She just pointed out that it gets used a lot.
 
But fairness aside, I don't use that word under any circumstance, because it's really not necessary under any circumstance. The rules are vague, they don't make sense, and it's best not to fuck with it.
 
I love my bitches, but where's my crackers?
 
gooch:out
 

Monday, August 16, 2010

Super Bore Me Pt. 2

From Facebook:
 
Found out another one of my friends was molested when we were younger. It's so sad and I'm glad he was able to move past it and have a normal/successful adult life. Again, I'm glad that child molesters weren't partial to overweight kids. Now I don't even feel like I have a weight problem as an adult. I think of it more as leftover ass insurance.
 
My Crackas:
 
Approaching week three of my vegetarian/non-alcoholic life. Here's something you might not know about vegetarianism: It sucks.
 
I've gone to a barbecue and had salad and beans - overlooking the catered fresh cut brisket and barbecue chicken. Gardenburgers? I have yet to find anything redeeming about a bunch of rice and vegetables held together with god-knows-what, cut into round disks, and frozen. Fucking yum.
 
I've lost a little bit of weight. I've got to lose 24 pounds asap. I'm so turned off by myself it's getting hard to rub one out.
 
This excited me: Deleted scene from Return of the Jedi:
 
Peace.
 
gooch