Friday, May 13, 2005

Happy Birthday Harvey Keitel.

When you're dealing with a store like this, they're insured up the ass. They're not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he's Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it's a manager, that's a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won't tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. - Harvey Keitel as Mr. White in Reservoir Dogs (1992).

Wednesday, May 11, 2005



We've found him.

Since 1990 I've had the GOOCH-1 license plate. The hyphen-one was because someone else had the GOOCH plate. I've heard of sightings from various people, but never anything confirmed. YMike found the man with the plate that rightfully belongs to me and took pictures of the plate and the man, who was undoubtedly confused as to why someone was taking his picture. On the other hand, the man might have seen YMike taking the pictures with his camera and said to himself "Wow... Asians take pictures of everything."

Good catch and good eye, YMike.

Tuesday, May 10, 2005

News4Jax.com - News - Weatherman Says He Was Framed By False Claims
I've never trusted the fucking weatherman and look at this guy try to explain his attempted dealings with a 14 year-old. Look at the related stories about weathermen accused of shit.