I have nothing to say. I was just sick of seeing those two mugs below. Someone asked me recently as to how I got my face superimposed onto the pictures with the porn stars. She thought that I had used Photoshop or something to get my face onto those pictures. It really was me, baby. Click "PICS" above and select "porn star era..." to see what I'm talking about.

Joyce Dewitt and Michael Jackson: Separated at birth?

TV Commercial with me in it is available for stream on GoochRadio.com
[I'll write more about this later.]

Porcupines have their quills. Skunks have their musk. Humans? Human men have liquor dick. Liquor Dick: The body's natural defense against fucking ugly chicks.

I just had one person in a two hour time frame tell me via text message, instant message, and over the phone that I'm a loser that drinks too much. Like my self esteem needs to be taxed to that extreme. The fact that I'm hung over right now doesn't help either.

My commercial is out. I filmed a TV commercial in February and it has finally been released to the local market. It might be in Seattle and Michigan, too. I'll get a video capture and stream it as soon as I can.