Saturday, March 04, 2006

I'm watching an internet stream of a news story about internet pornography addiction. Ironically, as I watch this Today Show clip, I'm rubbing one out to Katie Couric.

Friday, March 03, 2006

So the comment I made about "promise rings" merely being a man's way to get a girl to shut the fuck up for a couple of months was actually said to a girl while she was getting her hair cut. That girl was working at a Walgreen's tonight and saw me trying to pick up my prescription. She announced that I was the guy who "said the stuff about promise rings" and the girl who was helping me turned her head towards me and uttered "oh, that rings are meant to tell girls to shut the fuck up..."

Guess what? My prescription that was put in at 10am this morning at Walgreen's and attempted to be picked up at 7:30 this evening was "out of stock." They had all of my phone numbers ready and they even got my phone number when I dropped off the prescription. They didn't bother to call me. That sucks. I told them I thought they were screwing with me because of the joke I'd made but they denied it. Fuckers.

Oh, is it me or am I hard pressed to find any relationship where the individuals are better off for being together. Tom and Katie, Brit and KFed, Me and my ex, some of my friends, Brad and Angelina, Paris and a camcorder... all suck. I'm hard pressed to find people I know that are better off that they've found someone. Jesus Christ... People need to step back, look at themselves and think about where they were right before they got into that ball and chain situation. I met a girl that I'm crazy about and has a lot in common with me (except, of course, for age) and just as things were moving forward she had a 10 day trip to California planned. As much as I miss her and know how fanfuckingtastic the sex would be I'm glad she went on the trip because I was starting to sound like a fucking pussy. I mean I gave her my ring to take with her on the trip "to bring back to me." I said shit like "I'll be here for you... I hope you want me this much when you come back." Sobriety on my part and a plane trip on hers was perfectly timed. As much as I dig this girl there's something about waking up alone. Most of the time.

Anyways, look at your relationship situation and think about whether or not your life is better because of it.

Suckers.

goochout

I have a hard drive failing in my computer. I can fucking hear it. My server crashed, my laser printer needs servicing, the inkjet printer needs ink, and now my D: drive is crapping out. motherfucker.

Monday, February 27, 2006

Darren McGavin, Don Knotts, and Dennis Weaver. We were all waiting for the third one to die. I'm actually a McGavin fan because of Christmas Story, a Don Knotts fan because of Andy Griffith, and a Dennis Weaver fan because of the movie Duel, one of Steven Spielberg's early directorial efforts.

Otherwise, I'm pining away here at an office somewhere in downtown Portland. I'm on hold with a vendor and the piano solo hold music is putting me into a coma.