Going out of town this weekend and likely the next weekend as well. It's hard to go on vacation when your life is a vacation.
On paper I operate at an income deficit every month, yet I was approved for like a grand in credit at a retail store. I felt like I pulled a rabbit out of a hat.
I'm going back to bed.
When I'm not snorting Jello shots up my nose, I work security at a bar. It's like John Wayne Gacy being hired to work at a day care center.
I've all but cut cardio from my sessions at the gym, opting to lift heavier. I've lost four pounds since I gave up the treadmill. Cardio sucks. I'm stronger now than I was in high school. That would mean something if I was, say, 29 years-old trying to make varsity.
Gooch: A legend in the Jello snorting community.
It's 2am and I'm pretty fucked up right now. That did NOT keep me from posting some pictures showing how I got this way. Click on the PICS link above and check out my Jello shot antics. Also some gratuitous cleavage shots because I'm a fucking pervert. Actually, my friend taking the pictures is. However, I'm pretty fuckin' sick, too. Check it out, yo. Click PICS above.
Also... don't miss the new column if you haven't read it yet. Good times.
