I saw this video on a TV show and I had to find and post it:

Father Gets Revenge for Kidnapped Son

Went to a party last night where there was a stripper pole in the middle of the living room. Coolest thing ever. Girls fear it at first, but then are curiously drawn to it; like moths to a light. Add alcohol and, well, awesome.

Naturally, I'm hung over. Have to work today.

goochout

Britney (trainwreck) and Jamie's (teen pregnancy) Mother's book on parenting delayed indefinitely.

Lynne Spears was writing a book on raising kids? Not since Kathy Hilton got her own show teaching hillbillies "How to be a Hilton" have I heard anything so absurd. What's funnier is that Lynne Spears' publisher, Thomas Publishing, publishes "inspirational books and bibles." If Thomas will publish a parenting book from a Spears, maybe they'll publish a book on "how to meet girls" written by Andrew Luster, or a style tips book by Duane "Dog" Chapman, or a health and nutrition book by me.

goochout.

I know I should be posting to this. I started jotting notes last night for a full length column, the first in a while. It'll be funny. I think. I realize that the old columns and pictures aren't available currently. I'll work to rectify that.

G.out