My battery died at my office after I loaded up to head for an evening job. My friend's Dad graciously came out and jumped me so I could head 20 miles away to Clackamas where I worked until midnight.

Then my car wouldn't start.

Then it wouldn't jump.

So to a bare mattress I went. I actually slept well without the distractions of TV or radio.

Or strippers.

So now I sit waiting for someone to wake up at this office (it's actually a large house that a penny stock PR company is leasing as office space) to take me to the store to buy stuff so I can change my battery.

Great start to a great day. The server work I did last night went great, though.

JG

Economics 101 with Professor Gooch:

Revenue: party.

Expenses: hangover.

Diminishing Marginal Utility: "I'll never drink tequila again."

Supply and Demand: Fewer girls makes uglier ones more screwable.