Um, uh... fuck?

Ex-Secret Service agent gets 2 years for stealing from elderly woman

Secret Service agent is fined, scolded for $30K fraud

Thanks to Anonymous for the tip.

I have a senior class picture hanging in my office here. I can count at least 50 people I'd pick out to be convicted of a crime before Jared Dullum.

In Other news:

Portland Police seek suspect in deadly drive-by shooting

I was at a bar last night and a girl that used to work at another bar with my ex-girlfriend told me that a guy that used to work at that bar got shot and killed. She thought I'd know him or know about the incident but I didn't so I called my ex-girlfriend's best friend, who is a manager at that bar who then called another manager and called me back and told me it was John Stewart. I still didn't know who it was. The next day I was talking to a friend of mine who told me that her daughter's uncle had been shot recently. I asked if it was John Stewart and she said yes. I told her that last night the sister of a guy that is a regular at a bar that she used to work at used to work with John Stewart and told me that he got shot and that I might know him.

Small world.

goochout

Rachel Nichols is starring in the new movie P2. It's not the sequel to 'P' or 'P1'. Like when 'Malcolm X' came out and I was trying to rent 'Malcolms' I through IX. It's named after the garage level that I always go to when I park on P1. I then get out of the elevator and pretend like I meant to go to P2 and then walk up the stairs to P1. What I just wrote has more of a plot structure than what the P2 movie's trailers demonstrate. What the movie has that this blog doesn't?

Nichols' enormous "I'm taking on serious acting roles now" cleavage.

Fixing that... right... now:



I just saved you a $9 movie ticket. $18 if you were going to take a date. But you weren't. So, it's $9.

goochout.

Seen this before. Thought I'd post it. - gooch