Monday, November 12, 2007

Rachel Nichols is starring in the new movie P2. It's not the sequel to 'P' or 'P1'. Like when 'Malcolm X' came out and I was trying to rent 'Malcolms' I through IX. It's named after the garage level that I always go to when I park on P1. I then get out of the elevator and pretend like I meant to go to P2 and then walk up the stairs to P1. What I just wrote has more of a plot structure than what the P2 movie's trailers demonstrate. What the movie has that this blog doesn't?

Nichols' enormous "I'm taking on serious acting roles now" cleavage.

Fixing that... right... now:



I just saved you a $9 movie ticket. $18 if you were going to take a date. But you weren't. So, it's $9.

goochout.

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