MIT student arrested at Logan in bomb scare

"She said it was a piece of art and she wanted to stand out on career day," Pare said. "She was holding what was later found to be playdough."

From the idiot's website: "In a sentence, I'm an inventor, artist, engineer, and student, I love to build things and I love crazy ideas"

Strike 1: Her name is "Star"
Strike 2: She states that she loves "crazy ideas"
Strike 3: She states that she's an artist.

We've got a level 5 hippie on our hands. The only thing more threatening to our way of life than, say, Al-Quaeda, is a dirty fucking hippie.

I don't understand... the police could have shot her. They had an open shot... they had justification. How hard would it be to get four police officers to get the story of "she appeared to reach for a detonation button" straight?

The police probably could have closed their eyes, aimed and shot her. You see, the hippie can organize rallies, protests, and exist without gainful employment for months at a time... but they seldom shower.

I've been working with/for Gregster this week at an office where I spent most of last year as a consultant. I'm currently covering for a network administrator who is on vacation attending, as the netadmin put it, his "brother's first marriage."

Kim Kardashian is posing for Playboy, scheduled to be the cover girl on the December issue. Who is she, really? She has a rich Dad that was on the OJ "dream team" of defense attorneys that helped enable OJ to be at large to commit more crimes. That's it. I think she was an interior designer. She then had a sex tape with Ray Jay (Brandy's brother) mysteriously get released to the public. So, she's an interior designer d-list starfucker with a rich dad.



With a great big ass.

Need to do an office lap now. Solving problems. Kicking ass.

I DJ tonight at the strip club, FYI.

Montego's: 158th and Division. Pornland, Oregon.

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Fossett's searchers working credible leads

Steve Fossett has flown around the world in a balloon, flown around the world in a plane without refueling, and a whole bunch of other crazy shit. He was in a small plane looking for a place to break the land speed record when he disappeared. That's as if Dale Earnhardt had died driving to the grocery store or if Hugh Hefner, after a lifetime of fucking hot chicks, died of a fast moving strain of AIDS after (ahem) starfucking Rosie O'Donnell. I mean, someone like Fossett should die in a blaze of glory, not looking for a place to achieve it. Oregon has deployed some planes to help in the search. Previous efforts to find Fossett has found several other missing aircraft. These aircraft and their pilots, I'm sure, were not searched for as intensively as the millionaire Fossett's craft has been.

OJ arrested on theft charges

OJ has stated that "the truth will come out." This may give publishers another chance not to published an OJ penned book. "If I Did It...2" could be the first unpublished sequel to an unpublished book.

Classic Inchworm for sale at Hammacher Schlemmer
$70 for an item I had as a child? I had one of these and I know it didn't cost $70 even in 1970s currency. 1970s currency which of course had Gabe Kaplan on the dollar bill and Peter Frampton on the $5. Strange times indeed.