Britney Spears video.

She's acting very strange in this one. Never spent much time on YouTube. Looks sweet.

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Got drunk last night. Still buzzed. Had two long conversations with two different girls while I was plowed. The conversations turned out well. I think. Not in the writing mood lately. Wedding this weekend. Picnics on Sunday. Who cares? Going back to bed.

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Photo taken early am 8.7.06. During a bachelor party at Montego's strip club (my club of semi-employment) I put on the bachelorette's veil and put my very large visa bill in my mouth. I don't remember this picture being taken. I am a damn good looking bride, though.
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What they say: "We've saved about $2000 on the service contracts for the Dell servers. This frees up some resources that we can reallocate and ultimately spend more money with you."

What I hear: "words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, words, spend more money with you."