I was watching a Dell computer commercial today and saw that they had a computer for $699 after $100 mail-in rebate. Mail-in rebate? Dell is offering the rebate and they're selling the computer. Why go through the extra effort and paperwork of a mail-in rebate? It's because Dell (and everyone else with the mail-in rebates) banks on you not sending the rebate in. A manufacturer/seller who makes you go through the hassle of sending in a rebate form doesn't deserve your business.

Wow, gooch. What a boring blog you just posted. Really racy and funny. Just what people look for when they jump on your site.

Rest in peace, Ronald Reagan.

I got nothing. Quote of the day: "I don't know why I think you're such a pig." A girl said this to me today.

I'm bitch, Gooch.

It's 10pm. I'm in a wife-beater sucking on flavored water. I'm working on a project. I've met my match. Six hours (3.5 billable) on a computer. It took me a few hours to figure there was a virus (or 12). Nothing will install. Nothing will uninstall. FUCK. I will not be broken. It's personal now, bitch.

In the last week I've watched Goodfellas, Carlito's Way, and Casino. I was craving gangster films the way I used to crave cigarettes. I have a lot of work to do tonight and I've resigned to the fact that I WILL NOT SLEEP TONIGHT. If I recognize that now, I won't feel the time crunch that people often do when they do something stupid like TRY TO SLEEP FOR EIGHT HOURS. That's a third of the day. How unproductive. Can I write off Yellow Jackets as a business expense? How about cocaine?

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