Tuesday, August 01, 2006

Morning After Pill Heading Over the Counter?

So they've got a pill that causes an abortion the next morning? How about a pill that makes the fetus and the girl disappear the morning after? There's a prescription for happiness. Side effects may include: No expense for breakfast, no bad conversation, no rides to school, no stress coming up with different ways to say "I'll call you."

Fuck yeah.

Can't find the company check book and it's stressing me out. Fuck. I need to have all three check books together in aluminum briefcase #2. If they're not there, and I can't hemmorage cash, then I get stressed out.

Sleeping on the couch again tonight. I don't know why.

goochout.

Monday, July 31, 2006

Did you know that shots of Patron tequila cost $9.00 a shot at most places? I didn't until I started buying rounds of them for people I barely knew. It's just money, right?

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I love that Mel Gibson shouted anti-semitic remarks during a DUII arrest. I mean, this makes him the most powerful anti-semite since Hitler. If his Passion of the Christ movie didn't prove that he hated Jews, then this should. No one, except for Hitler, has spent so much money getting people to hate a group of people.

The only thing Gibson has made me hate is every movie he's made since Mad Max.

Fuck Mel Gibson.