Another sex etiquette question: How long after sex is it okay to turn on the television? I've got one of those wall mount TVs with a DVD player loaded with season one of Kojak. If we're not having any discussion and/or she falls asleep, can I pull my arm from around her and fire up the CNN? Would that be considered rude?Fuck, dating's complicated.
Oh, and godforfuckingbid anyone should break away from coverage of the Prince Charles-Camilla Parker Boyle wedding. I didn't get an invitation, but I did get them a present. A bundle of paper sacks, his and her ski masks, you get the idea. How can those two fuck? I know we export wheat, Burger King, and mediocre fashions over there... how about we send over an orthodondist or two? And don't get me started on the stupid hat thing.
Happy birthday to Greg Moore. His party is tonight.
GOOCH:out
