Gooch: Update again... The unknown visitor to Skyland while I was working was my friend Cheryl. Mystery: solved.

I just got done swimming. While at the pool I went to use the bathroom and there was a sign on the door stating: "This bathroom is closed because someone left an unsanitary condition in the toilet."

Most everyone I know does that on a semi-regular basis. But we usually flush afterwards. "What the fuck happened in there?" I pondered outside the door. I didn't want to find out and decided to use the women's restroom. Was there a human head in the men's toilet? what could have possibly happened? The suspense is killing me but trust me, you won't get an update on this topic. Word.

Blog Blast from the Past Post from 2002

This one was from nine days after a girlfriend with whom I lived for two years (together for four) broke up with me. I love going throught the old blogs. I haven't changed a bit.

GOOCH:update!
The FedEx package was marketing material for a new product I'm going to start selling at work. Nothing exciting at all.

Yep... I'm ill. Been up since 4:30 because my phone rang again (not the ex). So I stayed up watching Capricorn One on AMC. Good movie... sort of like Apollo 13 meets Wag the Dog meets my fucking insomnia. I had popped War Games into the DVD player, but saw the end of The Professional as I fell asleep.

In other news: Man accused of stalking ex-girlfriend with GPS

Sweet! It's good to know that cellular phone technology is being used to bring couples... closer together. Whatever happened to stealing a girl's cell phone bill and seeing who she's been calling? Remember when just going to a girl's work three times a day for months was enough to peg the creepy meter on 'high.' I long for the days when putting a semen deposit on a someone's pillow or shooting one through a slightly opened window in her parked car onto the driver's seat was enough to say "I love you" without really saying it. He should read my Breaking Up column in the "columns" section of this site (see menu above).

You can email these posts now, I guess. There should be a link below this post.

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