People, knowing that I do lights for the band
Perfect in Plastic, have asked me if I ever considered a pyrotechnical display while on stage. I did consider getting a replica light box (I'm on stage while doing the lights), dousing it in lighter fluid, and setting it on fire at the end of a show. After the Great White fiasco, if I'm at a club and see someone do so much as light a cigarette, I'm fuckin' outta there.
PERFECT IN PLASTIC WITH ME ON THE BONGO. WE BURNED ANOTHER SET OF BONGOS THAT EVENING. NO ONE WAS HURT.