I've had a significant lack of creativity lately. Trying to be funny on command has been a failure as of late. Plus, trying to make daily posts to Facebook without sounding like a self adoring/self loathing puke like everyone else on FB has jerked my giant penis of creativity to exhausted flaccidity.
Yeah, I just wrote that.
You see, Facebook is a lot of people's first foray into publishing themselves into the masses. People think that their daily minutia is interesting to the public in general. This can be attributed directly to the wholesale issuance of reality shows to... ah... fuck it. Don't get me started on that topic again.
So here's a blast from the past. Reno last year... drunken phone call from the hotel room after a night out. I don't think I've listened to this personally:
