I'm actually leaving town tonight to go to an "anti" Valentines day party far from here.
One of the gay Facebook Themes lately is this gem of a "copy and paste" update:
♥ Valentine week ♥ , so change you profile pic to you and your sweetheart, and tell us how long you have been together!
I've been waffling between taking a picture of my hand next to my face, or one of my "porn star" (like Jenna Jameson, above) pictures from ten years ago and posting it with that post.
Oh, I'm starting to find Facebook unintuitive. I'm posting stuff on it, but not finding it worth the effort to try and read other people's posts.
Going to try to milk some more espresso from the perfectly tamped grounds I got my first cup from this morning. Today had best move swiftly and awesomely.
The only thing KK has ever, ever done worth watching. Okay, that I've watched. More than once.
I've had enough of this broad. If you took away her famous accessory-to-murder-ala-OJ-lawyer-now-burning-in-hell Father, she'd be a stripper in a shallow grave somewhere. She's so fucking annoying. She has a sex video. She has a sex video where a guy pisses on her. How do you date a chick like that? Seriously, I know that I'm sitting alone in a condo beating off until my bedsheets look like someone melted a candle on them, but at least I have some fucking dignity. I could never date a girl that has a publicly available video of some dude pissing on her. She doesn't even seem to be that good in bed.
So Reggie Bush gets his time to shine after winning the SuperBowl and during an interview, this bullshit occurs? Like anyone watching the game gives a fuck about what a Kartrashian has to say? You can see her and her famewhore mother lurking in the background like little fame vultures. Oh, my God. Are there no more murdering cult leaders in the Los Angeles area available? Where's Susan Atkins and Leslie Van Houten when you need them? [Too obscure? Google it. Asshole.]
If you're bulimic and just finished a Thanksgiving dinner, fast forward to 4:50... and you're welcome.
She contributes nothing to the interview. If you think for two seconds about what she actually says, it's nothing - It's just her clamoring for attention wherever she can get it.
