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So there's a Lexus now that parks itself. It literally parallel parks itself. I don't know if this is a good idea. Isn't this how Terminator got its start? Isn't anyone else afraid of the machines becoming self aware or intelligent? Will they begin communicating with each other through Bluetooth (is it Bleutooth in France)? They start taking over and we're stuck in a post-apocalyptic world filled with Lexuses (Lexusi?) looking to exterminate the humans. And parallel parking themselves. I don't want my car to parallel park better than me.

Del Taco actually uses the verbiage "munchies" when referring to when their food is good. It's actually horrible but it's good to see they're marketing directly to the pot heads and trying to pull dope-head market share from Taco Bell.

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Bee Gees "Too Much Heaven" is playing on the Muzak. I'm in a Gentle Dental wating room waiting for my friend to get done with her root canal. There's a strip club across the street that apparently opens at 7am. I've chosen to use my Sprint PCS high speed internet card and, I don't know, check my email and MySpace about fifty times so far. I've also shopped on eBay, VPNed into a customer's network and checked on things there. It's amazing what you can get done and how much time can be pissed away with portable internet.