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So Kevin Dubrow, of Quiet Riot, died of a cocaine overdose? Might as well call it "natural causes." I want to go to his funeral and say shit like "he died doing what he loved." Nobody dies "doing what they love." Unless they love gasping for breath and screaming "I don't want to die." Or overdosing on cocaine. Then you can say that.

Played soccer tonight. We tied. It was like a victory for our team - quietly chanting "we didn't lose" as we make our way to the bar for a training table of beer and pizza.

gotta work tomorrow. goochout.

I just ordered a bunch of "I [CLUB] Baby Seals" bumper stickers, so look for one in your stocking this holiday season.

You can buy your own online at: http://www.cafepress.com/goochonline

And no... I can't get your kid a Nintendo Wii.

gooch:out