Friday, December 05, 2008
Canned Juice, anyone? - HA!
Las Vegas Review Journal story
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Lunch Time
Hockey Fun Fact: You can punch the hell out of an opposing player on the ice, but when you refer to his girlfriend as your "sloppy seconds" -- that's where the NHL draws the line.
The NHL suspended hockey's most hated player, Sean Avery, for talking trash to the new player dating his ex girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert.
Here's the deal -- Cuthbert's new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf, plays for the Calgary Flames -- and during a practice session in Calgary today, Avery got the media's attention and said the following:
"I just want to comment on how it's become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don't know what that's about. Enjoy the game tonight."
Avery is out pending a hearing with NHL Commissioner Gary Bettman.
Here it is. I haven't actually heard the audio (long story), but is there anything worse way to fuck with another guy? It almost makes me not want to fuck Elisha Cuthbert:
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Ridin' Dirty
goochout
Monday, December 01, 2008
Ear Candy...
I want to do a reverse-karaoke where I play my Casio SK-1 keyboard and have DLR sing over my awesome instrumental.
This reminded me of something I heard on Howard Stern a while back. It's Linda McCartney's isolated voice while singing in a 1990 concert. This, my friends, is funny:
Thanks to Micah for the post idea.
I'm out.
I'm... Gooch
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Leave? But I'm not Drunk Yet...
Woke up this morning and watched Sopranos. I'm pretty sure that Sopranos is the North Pole to my moral compass. I got out of bed, collected my thoughts, shopped at Wal-Mart, looked at the CD section, picked out some CDs, left them there, went home, and downloaded them from a torrent site, and am listening to them now. My awesome music collection is growing:
From the "News of the Fucked Up" department:
Murder Victim's Son, 11, Denied Death Benefits
An employee of the Dollar Tree was killed while on the job. The insurance carrier refuses to pay death benefits because it was a "hate crime" and not, say, a robbery. [thanks, k.g.]
I'm still intrigued about the Wal-Mart employee who was trampled to death. People, in an effort to get a good deal on a DVD player or some shit, killed a guy who stood between them and a $41.00 George Foreman grill. I would have put a bunch of treadmills at the door so when the crowd came through, they would all unwittingly be running in place. "It's taking forever to get to the tacky housewares shit section" they would yell. I am a clever motherfucker.
Also in the stampede, a pregnant woman was trampled causing a miscarriage. There was also a shooting at a Toys R Us. Check it out.
Killed in the name of low prices. Damn.
I just steal music.
Moral Relativism: 1
RIAA: 0
gooch:out