Woke up this morning and watched Sopranos. I'm pretty sure that Sopranos is the North Pole to my moral compass. I got out of bed, collected my thoughts, shopped at Wal-Mart, looked at the CD section, picked out some CDs, left them there, went home, and downloaded them from a torrent site, and am listening to them now. My awesome music collection is growing:
From the "News of the Fucked Up" department:
Murder Victim's Son, 11, Denied Death Benefits
An employee of the Dollar Tree was killed while on the job. The insurance carrier refuses to pay death benefits because it was a "hate crime" and not, say, a robbery. [thanks, k.g.]
I'm still intrigued about the Wal-Mart employee who was trampled to death. People, in an effort to get a good deal on a DVD player or some shit, killed a guy who stood between them and a $41.00 George Foreman grill. I would have put a bunch of treadmills at the door so when the crowd came through, they would all unwittingly be running in place. "It's taking forever to get to the tacky housewares shit section" they would yell. I am a clever motherfucker.
Also in the stampede, a pregnant woman was trampled causing a miscarriage. There was also a shooting at a Toys R Us. Check it out.
Killed in the name of low prices. Damn.
I just steal music.
Moral Relativism: 1
RIAA: 0
gooch:out
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