I'm really at a loss for words right now. Check back. Check the archives in the columns section if you're really hard up for reading material.. The new Jam Magazine is out in newstands everyw... somewhere.. Also, the NETWITS website is updated (NetWits is an internet writing group to which I belong).

If THIS ASSHOLE gets anything from the US besides a severe beating and ultimately, CNN-televised execution, I'm taking a hostage. Read the story. Brainwashed? Frail and not a fighter? They're all frail over there. They eat rats for chrissakes. You have to catch a lot of rats to look not-frail. John Walker is the Goochonline.com "Asshole of the Month."

Hey, asshole. Looks like it's time to throw in the towel.

Anyone have a Pentium I or II that they're about to throw out? Email me please.

Check out my spelling of 'probably' on that last log.

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So I saw Men of Honor last night. If you watch any television aimed at 16 to 34 year-olds (my standard viewing fare) you’ll know that the US Navy ran television ads interspersed with scenes from Men of Honor. The tagline/slogan of the commercials was “When was the last time someone made a movie about your job?”

I did see a porno once where a newspaper columnist banged three chicks at the same time. Regarding Men of Honor, however, the movie wasn’t about the Navy so much as it was about an African-American’s struggle with bigotry and bureaucracy during his career as a deep sea diver. Not a flattering portrayal of the Navy by any standards.

Great marketing concept. If the same advertising team worked for the police, they propbably would’ve used Copland or Bad Lieutenant.

Star Wars fans: GET OUT YOUR VISA!

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