GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

If THIS ASSHOLE gets anything from the US besides a severe beating and ultimately, CNN-televised execution, I'm taking a hostage. Read the story. Brainwashed? Frail and not a fighter? They're all frail over there. They eat rats for chrissakes. You have to catch a lot of rats to look not-frail. John Walker is the Goochonline.com "Asshole of the Month."

Hey, asshole. Looks like it's time to throw in the towel.