Thursday, April 21, 2005

Big post coming. Birthday Hiatus in effect.

Boyee.

GOOCH

Sunday, April 17, 2005

GOOCH: True Troutdale Conversations
[Neighbor comes over to clean my carpets]

Gooch: Hey, there's pop in the fridge. I've also got some booze to mix it with, if you want.

Neighbor: Oh... I can't do that.

Gooch: Why not?

Neighbor: I just got out of AA.

Gooch: Oh, that's cool. Do you want a beer, then?

Nice. Carpets are cleaned and my neighbor is still on the wagon, despite my efforts.