GOOCH: True Troutdale Conversations[Neighbor comes over to clean my carpets]
Gooch: Hey, there's pop in the fridge. I've also got some booze to mix it with, if you want.
Neighbor: Oh... I can't do that.
Gooch: Why not?
Neighbor: I just got out of AA.
Gooch: Oh, that's cool. Do you want a beer, then?
Nice. Carpets are cleaned and my neighbor is still on the wagon, despite my efforts.