Monday, August 02, 2010

Too Gooch. Too Strong.

Fluffers:
 
I hate that "Entourage" has put a porn star into the storyline this season. Mainstreaming porn is a late 90s/early 2000s last ditch effort to give "edge" to shows that are slipping in viewer interest. It started with Traci Lords doing some scenes in television in the 90s, then Ron Jeremy's fat ass couldn't make enough cameo appearances in television, radio, rap videos, craft store grand openings, bar mitzvahs. Whatever. It's old school, tired and cheesy.
 
I love porn. Porn stars, porn films, porn spoofs (The Sopornos and Shaving Private Ryan for example), high budget feature porn (Pirates and Pirates 2: Stagnetti's Revenge), and porn production companies (Diabolic, Anabolic, Private, Vivid, BangBros) and any periphery industry/company that has resulted from the porn industry's existence. For some reason, I HATE when porno infiltrates my mainstream media choices. I want them separate. Sure, on my two monitors at the home office I may have watched a Family Ties rerun on one screen while watchine "The Violation of Hilary Scott" on the other. That's fine; that's separate. What would piss me off is if I was watching a "very special" Family Ties where Alex P. Keaton hooks up with 80s porn sensation Hyapatia Lee, Nina Hartley, Ashlyn Gere or, well, Peter North.
 
You get my point? Good. Neither do I.
 
goochout.