Someone needs to invent a malt liquor named "Christ." That way when I'm walking around looking depressed and someone asks me if I've turned to Christ, or if I have Christ in my life, I can honestly say yes.

Where am I going, and what am I doing in this hand basket?

Garbage Evidence Thrown Out.

KOIN.com: Garbage Can Evidence Dismissed In Cop Drug Case
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Gina Hoesly and teflon attorney Stephen Houze.

Gina Hoesly at today's hearing.

Gina Hoesly and Gooch, circa 2001.

For an early Christmas gift, I received a Starbucks gift card. On the back of the gift card, it reads "Treat this Card like cash."

So I threw it at a stripper.

or...

So I rolled it into a tube and snorted cocaine through it.