Thursday, November 08, 2007

It's refreshing to see an interview subject call someone to task the way Jerry Seinfeld did with Larry King this week.

CNN: Toy contaminated with 'date rape' drug pulled

After reading this story, you may ask yourself the question "Why were the kids in Australia eating "large quantities" of the tainted Aqua Dot toys?" At least it answers my girlfriend's question as to why little toy balls keep appearing in her food.

I'm going back to bed.

goochout.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

Writers' Strike Halts Some TV Production

Maybe we should put the striking television writers in a reality show. We should make them do challenges and demean themselves in an effort to a) entertain us, and b) show them that most reality shows that they came up with/ stole from someone else are stupid.

Kim Kardashian is out promoting her Playboy issue. I can imagine hundred(s) of people rushing out to get a magazine for pictures they've already seen on the internet. Or to see "artistic" pictures of a girl that did this video:


I think there's more demand for the edited out uriphilia (read: peeing on Kim) footage of Vivid Video's KimK release than airbrushed pictures in Playboy. I think the social conscious has evolved into hardcore so much that I've actually read Playboy for the articles. Maybe it's just my social consciousness.

I saw Kim's step dad Bruce Jenner on a judge show called "Jury Duty" with judge Bruce Cutler (the 'teflon' of John Gotti's teflon don mystique) . This show tries cases decided on by celebrities such as Todd Bridges, Elayne Boosler, Paula Poundstone, Kevin Sorbo, and Linda Blair as well as others. You see how I said "celebrities" without italics or quotations? Self control. That's what that was. And I'm still buzzed from last night and I'm sarcasm numbed. I looked twice and indeed the show was created in 2007, not 1987.

Two things about Bruce Jenner: 1) His website is so self serving that it's laughable. Go to his website and think about him sitting in his den and writing the flash intro. And apparently medical science has not mastered the art of plastic surgery:


He needs hair reduction surgery, if you aks me.

Do you think that rappers saying "y'all better aks somebody" was just a typo that stuck?

Happy Birthday, Ryan/Q-Ball.

goochout.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Kim Kardashian Playboy pics HERE

Working today. Just thought I'd give a glimpse into my work world.

Far left: parts computers. Left computer on desk: Office computer in use since 2001. Top of rack: two workbench monitors. On bench: LCD test monitor and customer's work computer getting an AVG Rescue Disk virus scan. Note the can of Rockstar on a USB powered can cooler given to me by Gresgster for my birthday this year.