GOOCHONLINE - Since 1999

Kim Kardashian Playboy Pictures.

I've never forgiven myself for failing to bring you the Vanessa Hudgens pic before it got taken down. I saw that the Kim Kardashian pictures had surfaced and that the legal notices had been getting issued to the sites that posted them. I'm WAY under the radar, so if you give a shit...




Click on the thumbnail to make it bigger. I wish I could do that with my penis, which looks like a thumbnail of an actual penis no matter what you do to it. I don't know why Playboy pictures of Kardashian are such a big deal:

#1, She's appeared in a porno already. Playboy is showing the world something that everyone has seen and didn't have to go to a 7-11 to do so.

#2: The pictures are so heavily photoshopped and airbrushed that it doesn't even look like her. What's the point? Pay her half price to put her head on a different body.

#3: She's the daughter of a rich dead guy that's actually slutted her way to stardom. That's it. She's Paris Hilton, sort of. There's a difference. I can't think of it. Different STDs maybe?

I'll take these down at the first sign of legal trouble, FYI. It'll be like Sara Rue all over again.

Enjoy.

goochout.