Tech Report: Woman sues Best Buy for lying about, losing her laptop.

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I guess she believes her laptop is worth some 54 million dollars, in addition to its $1100 retail value. I'd have the same claim, with the value of my laptop at about $290. The contents, however, consisting of about $200,000,000 of porn and illegitimately obtained music, would be the basis for my claim. I'd sue Best Buy, Metallica would sue me. It's the circle of life. If life is defined by litigation and piracy, which I truly believe it is.

goochout.

I think it's awesome that I can forecast market trends... predict the future of technology, then spend my money based on my uncanny ability to analyze the future of, say, video formats:

http://scitech.blogs.cnn.com/

I'm gonna buy the cheap videos off Amazon. Fuck it... I'm going down with this format the way my Father did with Betamax before me. Sort of a Darth Vader/Luke Skywalker inevitability.

Where the hell did I put my MiniDisc player?

I'm Gooch, bitch.

(wow... that shit never gets old, eh?)

Apparently, this website is banned in China. This is according to the "Website Test behind the Great Firewall of China."

http://www.websitepulse.com/help/testtools.china-test.html

Maybe it was my Kim Kardashian stunt, or my seemingly enless ramblings about Prime Rib, xanax, and strippers. Maybe this site is so bad that it was an act of graciousness from the Chinese Government to its citizens.

Working at Montego's tonight. I now work six days a week, one night a week, and some evenings doing book keeping.

I actually blew out my iTunes. Apparently, once you get above 100GB it gets a little hairy. Hairy, as in shit blows up.

I did buy an HD DVD player. I heard that HD DVD is the format losing the format war, but it does look fanfuckingtastic. It really does make regular DVDs look almost high def.

back to the grill.

goochout.

Thanks to everyone that came out to Montego's last night. It was a lot of fun. It was so fun, that if you wanted to hear the same Motley Crue song three times... I'd do it. That kind of fun. Whose tongue is that in my ear? kind of fun. Womens' underwear in the DJ tip jar kind of fun. I'm currently sweating vodka from my pores kind of fun.

I have to work today. I'm now working too much. It's official. I may crack.

JG