And at the 11:11...
Whatever doesn't kill me makes me more of an asshole.
Nietschke doesn't have shit on me.
gooch:out
Saturday, August 02, 2008
Friday, August 01, 2008
Taken 5 days after the woman in the photo, Casey Anthony, reported her daughter missing.
Fox: Photos show mother of missing toddler partying
I'm pretty sure, based on my non-stop watching of all news shows, that Casey Anthony had something to do with the death of her two-year-old daughter, Caylee. I mean, I'm pro-choice... but this is ridiculous. I just want everyone to know that I'm against late term abortions - especially after the sixth or seventh trimester.
******
In more important news, I got absolutely no sleep last night. You'd think with the amount I drank, I would sleep until noon. Nope... about 4 hours sleep.
I'm pretty sure, based on my non-stop watching of all news shows, that Casey Anthony had something to do with the death of her two-year-old daughter, Caylee. I mean, I'm pro-choice... but this is ridiculous. I just want everyone to know that I'm against late term abortions - especially after the sixth or seventh trimester.
******
In more important news, I got absolutely no sleep last night. You'd think with the amount I drank, I would sleep until noon. Nope... about 4 hours sleep.
Thursday, July 31, 2008
So degrading to the Italian community
Pervert Tech Tip #548:
Pervert Tech Tip #548:
Are you tired of Internet Explorer 7 only allowing you to download two porno movies (or anything else, I guess) off of a site at any time? You can increase the number of simultaneous downloads with a couple of registry hacks.
Warning: Modifying the registry of your Windows PC is really safe and should be done by anyone.
Click START, then RUN, then type REGEDIT and click OK. Navigate to the following key:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings
Right click in the empty space, and create a new DWord value by choosing New/DWord Value .
Name it: MaxConnectionsPer1_0Server (The 0 beside Server is a zero)
Double click this entry and modify the value to 3. (Substitute 3 for the preferred maximum number of downloads)
Create another DWord: MaxConnectionsPerServer
Once again, double click this entry and modify the value to 3. (Again, substitute the three for the preferred maximum number of downloads).
If you have Internet Explorer open, just restart it and you should be able to have more simultaneous downloads running.
(VistaWired)
Warning: Modifying the registry of your Windows PC is really safe and should be done by anyone.
Click START, then RUN, then type REGEDIT and click OK. Navigate to the following key:
HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersion\Internet Settings
Right click in the empty space, and create a new DWord value by choosing New/DWord Value .
Name it: MaxConnectionsPer1_0Server (The 0 beside Server is a zero)
Double click this entry and modify the value to 3. (Substitute 3 for the preferred maximum number of downloads)
Create another DWord: MaxConnectionsPerServer
Once again, double click this entry and modify the value to 3. (Again, substitute the three for the preferred maximum number of downloads).
If you have Internet Explorer open, just restart it and you should be able to have more simultaneous downloads running.
(VistaWired)
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
gooch:thepodcast #3
It's funny... I find myself treating these podcasts like when I started the blog itself (nine years ago). I mean... I know it sucks, but it's somewhat amusing. Even if just to me. I guess it's become fun to try to adjust the nuances of speaking the same way I used to pay attention to the subtleties of my writing (yes... it takes years to craft the voice of a cynical asshole). This podcast (originally only available on iTunes, but I started drinking early tonight) incorporates that phoned-in audio from last week, plus two other observations.
Hello Theresa!
gooch:out
It's funny... I find myself treating these podcasts like when I started the blog itself (nine years ago). I mean... I know it sucks, but it's somewhat amusing. Even if just to me. I guess it's become fun to try to adjust the nuances of speaking the same way I used to pay attention to the subtleties of my writing (yes... it takes years to craft the voice of a cynical asshole). This podcast (originally only available on iTunes, but I started drinking early tonight) incorporates that phoned-in audio from last week, plus two other observations.
Hello Theresa!
gooch:out
Tuesday, July 29, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
And at the 11:11...
I posted a comment on TMZ on Sunday about the misspelling of "grateful" on the cake. My comment was published, then it disappeared, then some 14 hours after I'd made the comment (as well as several other people at that point) TMZ posted this astute observation:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/28/the-hoegans-greatful-for-their-sun/
I tried to make a comment on this post stating what I wrote above the link using two email addresses, and I'm blocked, apparently. I didn't even say anything inflammatory; just that I thought "greatful" was a typo.
I posted a comment on TMZ on Sunday about the misspelling of "grateful" on the cake. My comment was published, then it disappeared, then some 14 hours after I'd made the comment (as well as several other people at that point) TMZ posted this astute observation:
http://www.tmz.com/2008/07/28/the-hoegans-greatful-for-their-sun/
I tried to make a comment on this post stating what I wrote above the link using two email addresses, and I'm blocked, apparently. I didn't even say anything inflammatory; just that I thought "greatful" was a typo.
Sunday, July 27, 2008
One sign that I'm really, really depressed is that I started cursing the bungee cord after I jumped off the bridge Saturday. Maybe the reason I'm having trouble sleeping at night is because I sleep all day, too. Self medicating with copious amounts of caffeine isn't helping. Maybe a list of people who piss me off might be a cathartic outlet:
People that wear funny hats in public (only Indiana Jones looks good in a fedora - that's it), people that type the word "arse" instead of "ass," people that laugh at british humor while no one else in the room does, and people that refer to any drinking establishment as "my bar" when they don't really own it, but might know a bartender or go there every night, or once had a conversation with the actual owner, or just spend too much money there so they have a sense of entitlement. People who still argue the superiority of either Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth rather than accepting the band as two entirely separate acts. People who order drinks consisting of more than three ingredients at a busy bar. People who order mojitos in a dive bar. Guys who brag about strippers giving them their real name. Stores that try to sell you a $5 extended service plan on a $10 part. Black comedians that dress as big, fat, black women for some sick reason (and they've all done it by now), People that put fake cell phone antennas and/or stick on accents to the side of their car.
Just die already.
out
People that wear funny hats in public (only Indiana Jones looks good in a fedora - that's it), people that type the word "arse" instead of "ass," people that laugh at british humor while no one else in the room does, and people that refer to any drinking establishment as "my bar" when they don't really own it, but might know a bartender or go there every night, or once had a conversation with the actual owner, or just spend too much money there so they have a sense of entitlement. People who still argue the superiority of either Sammy Hagar or David Lee Roth rather than accepting the band as two entirely separate acts. People who order drinks consisting of more than three ingredients at a busy bar. People who order mojitos in a dive bar. Guys who brag about strippers giving them their real name. Stores that try to sell you a $5 extended service plan on a $10 part. Black comedians that dress as big, fat, black women for some sick reason (and they've all done it by now), People that put fake cell phone antennas and/or stick on accents to the side of their car.
Just die already.
out