Things I'm Thankful For:
Girls who don't notice (or care about) the video camera loosely hidden in the corner of guys' bedrooms.
Yellow Swarm pills (fka: Yellow Jackets): the last venerable source of Ephedrine.
The two-for-$1.89 hot dogs at 7-11.
State unemployment checks that pay for the beer.
My server for staying online for the last 1.5 years.
Portland bands.
Girls who are heavy sleepers.
My tech support client base that pays the mortgage.
Megatouch video games in bars, and my girlfriend who plays them with me.
KaZaa and the free music (and porn) it provides me.
Silicon based lubricant.
My website and the people who visit it. All four or five of them.
Beer and the people who pour it for me.
The Skyland Pub for supplying me with employment, friends, and booze.
Pub 181, Roadhouse, and Pal Joey's (Gresham, Oregon bars) for doing the same minus employment.
Febreeze for getting the smoke smell out of my clothes without the hassle of Laundry.
Laura (aka: Miss White Trash) at Bella Tocca for cutting my hair.
Reddi Whip.
Alcohol, for giving me an excuse for every stupid thing I've done since January.
And I'll keep updating until you and I both get sick of it. Happy Thanksgiving... GOOCH!
